Bruce Lee mania hit a peak in America with the release of the movie Enter the Dragon hard upon his early death in 1973. In Hong Kong, a scramble immediately started to find a suitable replacement, giving us the questionable pleasures of movies like Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger, Bruce Lee, We Miss You, even The Clones of Bruce Lee; and actors with names like Bruce Le, Bruce Li, and Dragon Lee. There was a similar (though much more understated) quest here in America, as director Robert Clouse and producer Fred Weintraub would spend the next twenty-five years trying to duplicate the success of Enter the Dragon, working with stars like Jackie Chan, Cynthia Rothrock, and a man who didn't survive the storyline of Dragon but outlived its star: Jim Kelly.
So in the afterglow of Dragon and with the popularity of the black-oriented action flick, termed "blaxploitation", what could be more natural than a star vehicle for Jim Kelly, in which he could sock it to The Man and look Good* doing it? After a somewhat confusing opening in which two Mob goons open a secret vault inside a wine vat for a guy with a briefcase full of money and show him some incriminating photos - we never see the photos, they remain as mysterious as the contents of Marcellus Wallace's briefcase - the goons kill the guy because he's working undercover for some good guy agency (again, we are never told who they are). The mission lead curses and says "Get me Black Belt!" Black Belt (Jim Kelly, as if I needed to tell you that) is at the taping of some talk show where the guest is a South American diplomat, and a good thing he's there, too, as the diplomat's bodyguard has failed to notice the gang of assassins waiting in the parking lot. Not so Black Belt, who special delivers the standard six-pack of whup-ass upon them, taking care to toss most of them through the suspiciously breakable windows of a nearby police car. Extra points are awarded for Jones picking up one of the assassin's guns and shooting an escaping felon in the ass. Even more extra points are awarded for the cop who appears, coffee cup in hand, to look in amazement at the bodies littering his cruiser while Jones scoots off in his phat yellow sports car. Jones, incidentally, declines the Mob/vineyard job - the mysterious Good Guy Agency he works for has already lost three men in there, and he wisely does not want to be number four. Things get a bit confused from there, as we meet
various characters. The Mob guys get wind of a new civic center
being built in What do all these have to do with each other? Byrd's dojo is in the exact center of the projected construction; Byrd is a gambler, in debt to Pinky for a cool grand; Pinky has been skimming off the Mob's take of his rackets; so the Mob tells Pinky they either want their money (a quarter of a million) or Byrd's building. Now that all the exposition is out of the way, it's time for some ass-kicking! Pinky and his thugs arrive at the dojo to throw their weight around, but instead find themselves thrown around. Though the Scatman can't do too much in this fight scene, it is nonetheless a gas to see him in the thick of a fight, whipping bad guy butt. Pinky swears vengeance and limps out. Byrd's right-hand man and head teacher, Toppy (Alan Weeks) realizes that Pinky is serious - and Papa Byrd needs a serious intervention- so he calls in Byrd's best student... Black Belt Jones! As Byrd sneaks out that night to play cards, Pinky and his thugs return under cover of darkness, only to have Jones hand them their own asses for use as festive party hats. Pinky's answer to this is to track down Byrd at a local card game and rough him up - unfortunately killing the old man in the process. All Pinky now knows is that the building is in the name of someone named Sidney, and the Mob and Jones aren't too happy. To take care of Jones, Pinky imports some 'Bogarts' defined, for the sake of the local Don (and whitebread audience members) as "treacherous niggas".
Snce Pinky returns with his brand-new Bogarts and
finds his thugs hugging a pool table and moaning to themselves,
he heads immediately to the dojo and lets the Bogarts dish out
some pain on his behalf. Then he takes Quincy hostage and demands
a quarter of a million dollars in ransom. Time for another call
to Jones, who is having lunch with Sydney and discussing the future
of the school. At the bad news, Jones whips one of his many pistols
out of his briefcase and instructs Sydney to "Stay here... do
the dishes or something." This causes Sydney to whip out one of
the other pistols and fire away at the plates, shattering He also has a plan that will not only net them the cash needed for Quincy's ransom, but will get his boss off his back about the Mob Vineyard thing. Jones stages a raid on the Vineyard, aided only by Sydney and a crack team of nubile teenage gymnasts (Normally, for a plot point like this, I would say watch the movie. It makes more sense in context, but no, it doesn't, really. These babes seem to spend all their time jumping on a trampoline outside Jones' swank beach house, like a primitive forebear of The Man Show). That Jones will also wind up having to 'fu about a hundred stuntmen goes without saying. Jones then hands over the ransom to Pinky - and
when has a bad guy ever stood by his word in these circumstances?
Pinky's Oh, but Jones isn't finished yet - you see, the reason the Mob was hiding all that money in a wine vat was because it was marked; a phone call to the Mob lieutenant in charge of Watts, Big Tuna (a dubbed Vincent Barbi), ensures that when Pinky tries to use his ransom money to pay off the Mob, they'll recognize the money as their own and try to make Pinky eat some billiard balls. Pinky, however, has the presence of mind to point out that his thugs are not of the nubile gymnast variety, and he and Tuna join forces to bring down Jones. Meanwhile, Jones and Sydney take a walk on the beach, and we are treated to film footage of the courtship rituals of the American Karate Fighter, which involves much kicking, slapping, minor vandalism, and general terrorizing of the populace. The next day, Pinky and Big Tuna stage their raid
on the beach house, resulting in a chase scene leading to a central
staging area While not quite up to the quality of its predecessor, Black Belt Jones is good-looking, well-acted and above all, fun. Though the tenor of the events is serious, the movie never loses sight of the fact that we are here, basically, to see bad guys get the holy crap kicked out of them, and this is served up to us as often as possible. There is even humor injected into the fight scenes, though admittedly this is of the guy-kicked-in-the-testicles variety. One wracked thug in the first dojo fight keeps trying to pull himself into a chair to catch his breath; he almost makes it several times, only to have some anonymous foot kick him upside the head each time. Then there's the guy in the last fight scene that Gloria Hendry must whack in the nuts half a hundred times, until tenderly helping him into the back of the garbage truck where all the defeated bad guys are collecting. "Poor baby!". Pinky has a few good running gags; he keeps adding to the value of Papa Byrd's IOU by simply adding more pencil strokes to it: it goes from $1000 to $11,000 to $44,000 to... well, you get the idea. He's really fond of the non-sequitur, "I'm from New Orleans! You can't (fill in what someone just tried to do to him) me!" Citizenship in New Orleans apparently bestows invulnerability from certain things. The one gag missing is the usual one where the hero's real name is revealed - after all, naming one's baby "Black Belt" would be far too prescient of his parents. Usually, in such cases, the hero's real name is Eustace or Lysander or Vivian or Primrose - but then, the hero usually isn't Jim Kelly, who would doubtless kick your ass off before you got to the second syllable. It probably goes without saying that his friends call him "Belt" for short. As mentioned before, Kelly is quite good, but Clouse
and Weintraub are trying a bit too hard to use him to remind us
of Lee, having him vent some unearthly Lee-like howls during his
fight scenes. There is also one move he uses twice, which is the
polar opposite of the logical, single-file fight I outlined earlier;
Jones, encircled by thugs, does a sort of spinning butterfly kick,
Still, Kelly makes it all look, if not particularly easy, good. You start to wonder just what happened to the man's career. Not too long after this, Kelly was making Al Adamson movies, and it's a rare actor that walk unscathed out of that dark valley. All in all, Kelly and Black Belt Jones make for a fine intro to the world of the black action film; neither as strident as some nor as impoverished as others, the movie's generally light tone can ease the uninitiated - or terminally suburban - viewer into the realm of its grittier, tougher brethren.
RATING:
He ain't Shaft or Lee, but I can dig it. - March 5, 2000
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