Oscar bag swag

A while back there were a flurry of posts around the blogosphere about all the swag in the gift bags given to each of the Oscar nominees. The gist of those posts mostly boiled down to "so that's why it's such an honor to be nominated," and they dutifully listed the outrageously expensive gifts lavished upon those who, by and large, don't need to be given things for free. (I'm sure they all donated the swag to charity. Right.)

What those posts missed, however, was the one bit of swag most likely to catch the eye of a b-movie maven: one can of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink. And despite the fact that it must taste like horse urine, I'm left thinking: just one can?