Friday, April 21, 2006

Improving the theater experience

picGraham Roumieu has a few suggestions for improving the movie theater experience. It's a humor piece but it underscores the growing frustration with (and abandonment of) the movie theater experience among the moviegoing populace.

Since the fall of fascism there has been a steady decline in manners and attentiveness at public gatherings. Sick of ringing phones and people yammering or coughing too hard? Be sick no longer. Not only will there be more ushers patrolling the aisles, but they will be armed with tasers, batons and the legal authority to dispense corporal punishment to anyone who breaches the sound (i.e., silence) barrier.

Read "Improving the Theater Experience" at cbc.ca now.

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