School for Scoundrels
One-note character actor, Jon Heder, plays Roger, a down on his luck loser who gets no respect on his job, where he works as a New York meter maid, or in life. He's the kind of guy whose apartment is filled with self help books, but he seems to be going nowhere fast, especially in the department of confessing his true feelings to the sweet young girl who lives in the apartment down the hall from him, Amanda (Jacinda Barrett from The Last Kiss). A friend gives Roger a mysterious phone number, and tells him only to call it, as it can change his life. The number that Roger dials connects him to a man who calls himself Dr. P (Billy Bob Thornton), who runs a rather unorthodox confidence-building course for men who want to change their lives. Dr. P's course teaches Roger and the other students to be aggressive, be confrontational, and most of all, lie in order to get what you want. Through the course, Roger finds inner strength that he never knew existed before, and he even brings up the courage to ask Amanda out for a date. But when Dr. P starts moving in on his territory and tries to woo Amanda for himself, the gloves come off, and a bitter war begins between Teacher and Student. Dr. P resorts to planting evidence to try to convince Amanda that Roger is an obsessed psycho, while Roger teams up with some of his fellow students and a former disgruntled student of Dr. P's with a score to settle (Ben Stiller) in order to bring the man down and expose him for the fraud he is.
For a movie littered with as many problems as School for Scoundrels, it's somewhat hard to pinpoint just exactly where the film and the screenplay by Todd Phillips and Scot Armstrong goes wrong. The film definitely suffers from an identity crisis, as it starts out as a raunchy male-driven comedy, turns into a sappy romantic comedy during the middle portion, switches gears to become a dark revenge comedy, and then goes right back to romantic comedy territory with one of the oldest cliches in the genre book (the hero desperately racing through the airport trying to stop his girl from going off with the wrong man). But really, I think the film's central problem is that the movie seems like it follows the inspiration of the meek Roger character, rather than the aggressive and cunning Dr. P. The movie is far too tame, and doesn't do enough with its own premise. There is a hilarious montage early in the film where Roger and his fellow students must pick a confrontation with random people on the street as part of their training to become "real men". Therefore, the guys pick fights with harmless people on the street, and bed-ridden old ladies in hospitals. The film hits the right notes during these moments, and this is the direction the film should have taken. Unfortunately, Phillips and Armstrong wimp out immediately afterward, and the movie begins a downward spiral from which it never fully recovers. After a promising opening half that is daring and somewhat dark, the film suddenly turns into a cliched romantic comedy as Roger tries to win Amanda's heart. Even when the film tries to recapture the twisted and funny tone of the first part, it fails because it simply loses its edge. Roger and Dr. P simply become involved in lame slapstick fights, and the tone turns from smart and satirical to flat-out stupid. You can almost pinpoint when the movie starts to go wrong, and that's when it stops focusing its attention on Dr. P's class, and more on Roger's personal life and his rivalry with his teacher.
With so much strong comedic talent on display, you'd think someone involved must have known that the movie was taking a wrong turn, especially when it refuses to use their comic talents for its own use, or stuffs them in small, forgettable roles that have nothing to do with the plot. A good example is Ben Stiller, who shows up late in the film as a crazed former student of Dr. P. He shared a similar rivalry with the teacher that Roger is going through, lost, and now spends his days holed up in a run down house surrounded by hundreds of cats. The character and the idea is funny, but the movie gives Stiller nothing funny to do, so you almost wonder why he even bothered to show up. Controversial comic Sarah Silverman is also wasted in a pointless role as Amanda's roommate. Seeing as though she serves no purpose to the story, other than to be yet another person to ridicule Roger throughout, we realize she's just here for the paycheck rather than actually contributing to the film. Honestly, the movie seems to forget about everyone except its three main leads as it goes on. The film ends with an extended epilogue sequence explaining what happened to the characters afterward, and since we barely know most of the characters on display, the jokes during this sequence fall completely flat. You get the sense that if Heder, Thornton, and Barrett were the only actors present in this film, and the rest of the cast was made up out of cardboard cutouts, no one would seriously notice.
At the very least, School for Scoundrels offers another successful comedic performance by Billy Bob Thornton. Yes, he's pretty much playing the same "guy you love to hate" character he's played before in past comedies like Bad Santa and The Ice Harvest, but he still finds a way to make his performance seem fresh and funny. The classroom scenes where he is coaching his students on the different aspects of being a "man" generate some of the biggest laughs in the film, so it's almost a shame when the movie decides to take him out of the school, and he starts interfering with Roger's life. The classroom is all but forgotten about from this point on, and his character just isn't as funny as he was before. Jon Heder continues to drag out the 15-minutes of fame he received for Napoleon Dynamite with yet another nearly indentical performance, although this time he does at least try to make Roger a bit more well rounded of a character. He's a bit more human than some of Heder's past "nerd" performances, but he still seems to fall back on the same old acting tricks that I have long grown tired of. Jacinda Barrett is basically forced to fill in the sweet and bland center that drives the rivalry between the male leads. I know she's capable of much more, especially after seeing The Last Kiss just weeks ago.
As I mentioned before, School for Scoundrels is definitely a strange little movie. It's light-hearted and sweet, when it should be sharp and biting. And when it tries to be sharp, the humor isn't always smart enough. After a fairly strong first half, the movie slips into cliches and half-baked ideas, almost sending the viewer into a depressed state as they watch the promise it once held slip away. Maybe the script needed another rewrite or two. Or maybe the film was tampered with too much in a failed effort to make it a crowd pleaser. All I know is that all I learned from this School is how to waste some good comic talent and some good ideas.
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Overly domesticated and pampered grizzly bear Boog (voice by Martin Lawrence) has enjoyed the good life ever since he was found as a cub by kind-hearted forest ranger, Beth (Debra Messing). The two have created a bond with each other, and Boog now lives comfortably in her garage, spending his days watching television and performing for local children. Boog's life changes when he's visiting town with his owner, and happens to free a one-antlered deer named Elliot (Ashton Kutcher) from the hood of a hunter's car. Grateful for the rescue, Elliot secretly follows Boog to his home, and entices the bear to join him in the outside world with the bait of a candy bar. This begins a wild night of a junk food binge for the two animals as they tear up a nearby store looking for treats. When Boog is caught, Beth reluctantly comes to the conclusion that she can no longer hold onto him, and must leave him behind in the woods where he naturally belongs. Boog and Elliot form an uneasy partnership as they try to find their way back to civilization, little realizing that open hunting season is set to begin any day now, and the man who had previously Elliot tied to his car, a crazed and conspiracy-minded hunter named Shaw (Gary Sinise) is looking for revenge, and an excuse to prove his theory that the animals are plotting against humans.
Somewhat of a reverse version of Dreamworks' earlier toon entry, Over the Hedge (where previously, the animals were trying to adapt to civilization, here is a domesticated wild animal trying to adapt to the outside), Open Season starts out with promise as the warm-hearted relationship between Boog and his human owner is established. The relationship between the two is sweet and compassionate, and it tricks the viewer into thinking the movie has its heart in the right place. Then the film becomes bogged down with too many wise cracking comic relief characters, starting with the very annoying Elliot, who unfortunately we're going to be seeing a lot of from that point on. The character of Elliot seems more than just a little bit inspired by the character of Donkey from the Shrek films, both in his motor-mouth comic delivery style, and his knack to suddenly start singing or humming at a moment's notice. Unfortunately, the lines he has been given by screenwriters Steve Bencich and Ron J. Friedman are not funny or clever, and we start to wish Boog had just left him tied to the hood of the hunter's car before too long. The odd couple relationship between the domesticated and pampered Boog, and the wild and crazy Elliott, is never quite developed in a successful manner. We never feel any comradeship between the two, so when their friendship starts to drive the plot later on, it seems forced and unnatural.
If Elliot had been the only uninspired comic character to show up, I'd still be able to give the film a pass. Unfortunately, it seems that Elliot isn't the only obnoxious failed comic in this neck of the woods, as the movie starts bombarding us with wise cracking animal sidekicks left and right. None of them are remotely amusing, and the movie seems to be in such a rush to introduce them that it forgets to give them anything to do. There are some angry Scottish squirrels who throw nuts at anyone who bother their trees, there are a pair of sassy skunks, and there are even some rabbits who seem to exist for the sole purpose of being physically abused by everyone else. None of these characters have the tiniest bit of personality, and were hard pressed to make the children in my audience laugh. They simply stand in the background, watching the action, waiting for their big scene at the climax when the animals take revenge on the hunters. The climax itself is hardly worth waiting for, as it seems to be over in less than two minutes, and barely has time to register in our brains before its over. The humor itself is a lame collection of toilet humor, including a shot where Elliot lets loose some droppings right there on the camera that seems like it'd be more at home in Jackass than in a children's movie, and unfunny one liners.
Unfortunately, this half-hearted approach carries throughout just about every part of the production. While the animation is generally pleasant (the highlight being a white water rapid chase scene between the animals and the crazed hunter), the overall look of the film is rather mundane and unoriginal. None of the character designs stand out as anything special, and nothing impresses. The vocal performances of Martin Lawrence and Ashton Kutcher are a mixed bag. While Lawrence is tolerable, Kutcher's performance grew on my nerves just as quickly as the character. Not only does his character seem to be a third rate Donkey from Shrek, but his performance seems to be a poor man's version of Eddie Murphy's act. Since the rest of the cast are hardly able to create characters for themselves, very few stand out. Debra Messing is appropriately soothing and likeable as Boog's human, and Gary Sinise seems to be relishing his over the top evil performance with every snarl and gnashing of teeth. Too bad they're not as memorable as they could have been had the script actually cared about making them interesting characters.
All the King's Men covers the rise and fall of Willie Stark (Sean Penn), a traveling salesman turned politician who has some big ideas for change in the country back in the 1950s, and vows to help the lower class working man and woman, who have up to this point been ignored by the rich people who currently hold the power in the government. His impassioned speech making and ideas for change rally the common people behind him, and he eventually wins the title of Governor of Louisiana in a landslide victory. After earning office, the once proud and noble Willie Stark quickly turns to lying, booze, cheating, and even blackmail when a local Judge (Anthony Hopkins) joins in a movement to attempt to impeach Willie. He enlists his hired hand, a former newspaper writer named Jack Burden (Jude Law), to dig up any dirt he can on the Judge in an attempt to discredit him and his cause. Jack becomes torn between the loyalty he has for his employer, and the loyalty he holds to the Judge, since he grew up around the man as a child. And when he finds out that Willie Stark may have had a sexual fling with a childhood sweetheart that Jack has long held feelings for (Kate Winslet), he questions where his loyalties lie even more.
Just reading that synopsis above brings to mind images of an intruiging political thriller, but in this case, one would be wrong. All the King's Men is a messy and often sloppy tale that refuses to hold our interest, despite the plot dealing with issues that we know should make for powerful drama. Much like the children's nursery rhyme that inspired the film's title, where all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again, it would seem that the editor of this film was facing a similar crisis, and just couldn't put this movie together in a satisfying and coherent manner. Plot points come out of nowhere, flashbacks are clumsily sprinkled throughout and seem to start and stop without any rhyme or reason, and the characters remain emotionally distant throughout. The biggest continuity problem the movie faces is that Willie Stark's fall from promising man of change to lying, backstabbing political slime seems forced and comes without warning. No explanation is given for the man's change of character or morals. I guess we're supposed to view it as a "power corrupts" theme, and while that's all well and good, the man seems to suddenly have a change of heart the second he wins the election. A little bit of background or a closer look at the man probably would have helped explain a bit more. Was he weak? Was his wholesome and trustworthy image during the first half hour just an act? We never know, because the movie refuses to truly get to know him or his ideals.
Perhaps a lot of this has to do with the fact that Zaillian's screenplay decides to focus more on the character of Jack Burden than on Willie himself. As soon as Willie wins the election, the movie seems to move away from him, and he becomes a mere background character, popping up only to make some shady deals, leer at scantily clad women, and threaten his enemies. I have not read the book this film was based on, nor have I seen the original film, so I cannot say if this was a conscious decision on the screenplay's part, or if it just being faithful to the source material. Regardless, I cannot understand why it chooses to view everything through the eyes of an outsider. Jack's relationship with Willie does not seem particularly close, despite the fact that he works directly with him. Instead of explaining about Willie's emotional and moral downfall, the movie instead focuses on Jack's conflicted feelings, and his past relationship with his lady friend, and her brother, Adam (played by Mark Ruffalo). Unfortunately, even this subplot seems emotionally distant, as we never get a clear sense of their relationship other than some clumsily placed and edited flashbacks that revolve around the three of them sitting on the beach, or playing together as children. The flashbacks don't go deep enough into the characters to warrant the movie wasting so much of its time on it, nor do they really explain enough about them. Despite its relationship-driven story, All the King's Men is cold and distant all the way around, and the film suffers greatly because of it.
With the story being such a wash, the wonderful cast the film has gathered must be a highlight, right? If only wishing would make it so. Someone at the studio should have really questioned Zaillian's decision to cast British actors as Southerners, because the end result is listening to a lot of good actors made to recite their dialogue in forced accents the entire time. This not only hinders their acting ability, but it makes their performances sometimes unintentionally comical. Mark Ruffalo in particular is a fine young actor, but the way he slips in and out of his very bad Southern accent constantly is so embarrassing that you're almost grateful that his character has few lines. Both Jude Law and Kate Winslet try a bit harder with their accents, but they still wind up sounding forced and about as natural as Foghorn Leghorn in the old Looney Tunes shorts. Anthony Hopkins is strangely dry and lacking life in his portrayal of a Judge caught in the middle of all the treachery. And then there is Sean Penn, who overacts to levels that I didn't even know existed. The way he bellows nearly every line, and waves his arms around in the air as if he was swatting away at imaginary flies that only he can see, is sometimes laugh-inducing. I mean, okay, I can understand his method when he's supposed to be grandstanding and acting for the public during his speech scenes, but when he's having a one-on-one conversation with Jude Law's character, and is still waving his arms around like a lunatic, someone really should have told him to tone it down a little. Al Pacino in Scarface had more subtlety.
Jet Li plays Huo Yuanjia, a legendary real life fighter who inspired the nation of China with his exploits and his teachings. The film follows his life from a cocky young fighter who only cares about glory and fame, to a man who wishes to bring honor and dignity back to fighting and to his country when foreigners from the West start moving in and taking over his homeland. The change in Huo's life occurs after a fight with another master martial artist leads to the murder of his mother and young daughter at the hands of a follower of the man he defeated. Rather than seek revenge on the murderer, Huo decides to leave home and journey across the land, wallowing in his own depression. He winds up in a quiet, small community where the people seem laid back and calm. A kindly young blind woman in the village (played by Sun Li) teaches him how to respect others and the world around him. When Huo eventually returns home to the city he left years ago, he's a changed man, and wants to fight for national pride instead of for his own personal glory. He sets out to begin a new method of martial arts that emphasizes respect, instead of humiliation and killing, and enters a tournament pitting him against some of the best fighters from around the world to not only show his new method to the world, but to also prove the strength of the people of China.
What surprised me the most about Fearless is that this is not the overblown action spectacle that some of the advertisements would lead you to believe. This is definitely a plot-driven movie with a genuine message and a purpose. While the film may be a bit heavy handed and melodramatic in delivering this message at times, it nonetheless remains strong because the characters are easy to relate to and are likeable. Jet Li is able to play both sides of his character (the brash and arrogant young man that he is in the beginning, and the much wiser and understanding man he becomes half way through) with a sense of believability, making him a character that is easy for the audience to get behind. Li has said that he wants to do more roles that emphasize acting over his fighting skills, and this is certainly a good start, as his performance here is probably one of the best he has given in years. It certainly helps that he gets to play a character who smiles and gets to go through real emotions, instead of the more stoic and static characters he has played in films like the previously mentioned Hero. Here, he is charismatic and likeable. The rest of the cast are good as well, the stand outs including newcomer Sun Li as the pretty young woman who changes Huo's life, and Yong Dong as Huo's long-suffering, yet loyal, businessman friend who becomes one of his strongest supporters when he returns to the city he left years ago. All of the characters have much more emotion and depth than one would find in a typical martial arts film, and the movies gives them plenty of time to create genuine characters.
Li's fans should take heart, however. Despite a stronger emphasis on characterization and dialogue, Fearless still finds plenty of time to include some vivid and impressive fight scenes. The fight choreography by Yuen Wo-Ping (The Matrix, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) is energetic, lively, and fun. They do not emphasize brutality, nor do they seem overly stylized. Much to my surprise, there seems to be very little to no wire work at all. No actors making impossible leaps into the air, and best of all, no special effects assistance allowing the actors to pull off overly incredible feats. These are the kind of things that can take me out of a movie, and I was relieved to see that the fighting looked genuinely real at least to me for the most part. The film's first 35 minutes or so are heavy on fight scenes, yet they never seem repetitive, nor do they seem alike in any way. Li and his opponents do something different in every battle, so they don't start to blend together. It's not just the fight scenes that look great in this movie, everything does. The sets and the scenery are often beautiful, a highlight being a short sequence where the film shows the changing of the seasons in the small village that Huo's journey leads him to. Director Ronny Yu brings a certain style and elegance to the look of the film, but he is careful not to make it look like an overly stylized and fantasy version of old China. The look of the film appears accurate, and is generally pleasing throughout.
The film centers on Blaine Rawlings (James Franco), a hot-headed and hot-tempered young country boy who joins the French-based air force as an American volunteer after his family ranch is foreclosed. With the Germans gaining the upper ground with each passing day in the first World War, it will be up to Rawlings and his fellow volunteers to combat the enemy forces by the air. The other volunteers come from all walks of life, and seem to hail from a hack writer's handbook to military personality types. There's the spoiled fat guy who comes from a wealthy family, the meek religious guy who does nothing but quote the Bible and sing "Onward Christian Soldiers" nonstop every time he's fighting the enemy, and of course, there's the black guy who gave up a rising career as a boxer in the hopes that he could do something greater with his life. During his time on the battlefield, Rawlings will romance a pretty young French woman (Jennifer Decker), shoot down a lot of planes, and not very much else, since that's all there is to this paper thin story trying to pass itself off as a war epic.
In a technical sense, Flyboys looks like a million. This was obviously a big budget production, and every dollar the project sucked up is right there on the screen. From the brilliantly realized aerial dogfight scenes, to the accurate costumes and set designs for the era, this movie is a wonder to look at. The computer animation used during the more complex battle scenes and in bringing these ancient fighting planes to life is near flawless. Walking in, I was worried that some of these sequences might come across as cheesy or fake like a video game. Fortunately, the look of the film is realistic and genuine throughout. All of the aircraft were obviously recreated with care, from the smallest planes to the massive German zeppelin that appears during a mission late in the film. This is a movie that will probably be benefit from the "Mute" option on your TV remote when it comes out on DVD, so you can concentrate on the images, and not on the cornball script that sounds like something that's been sitting on some studio's shelf for the past 40 years or so, got dusted off, and given the full big budget treatment. From the sometimes laughable dialogue ("You don't look like a prostitute..."), to the overly dramatic music cues provided by composer Trevor Rabin (As soon as it's announced someone on the team might be a German spy, the music rams the note home by playing a short, melodramatic cue on the soundtrack.), Flyboys is about as subtle as a lead pipe to the noggin when it comes to drama.
Maybe I wouldn't mind so much if the characters were worth caring about even just a little. Unfortunately, the screenplay by Phil Sears, Blake T. Evans and David S. Ward seems it could really care less about the people who populate its story. Lead character Rawlings is probably the blandest and least threatening "rebel" to ever shake things up. He tries to talk tough, but the performance by James Franco seems more like he's bored and uninterested. The other members of his team get short introduction sequences where we see them leaving for the War, and then they are pretty much ignored immediately afterward. No genuine relationships or bonds are created on or off the battlefield, which is odd, since the comradeship that these men shared seems to be the main dramatic selling point of this movie. After every battle, Rawlings goes to the local bar and mopes over the people who died. Not only do we never quite understand why he is so downhearted, since he seems to have spent all of three minutes with most of his fallen soldiers, it also allows the movie to fall into a monotonous pattern from which it never escapes. The guys fight a battle, return to base and go to the bar to mourn over the latest casualty, Rawlings goes off to have a little fling with the French women and play with the orphans that she is looking after, go back up to the air to fight again, and then the process starts all over again and repeats for the next 130 minutes. The movie tries to mix things up with a possible spy subplot, or the French woman having to go on the run because of German occupation of her home, but the movie never quite leaves the rut it makes for itself.
Because of this approach, every performance in this movie comes across as underperformed and forgettable. Yes, they're fighting a losing battle of their own against an uninspired script, but that certainly doesn't excuse some of the performances on display, especially Jean Reno as the air squad's Captain, who strangely does not bring forth even the slightest bit of authority in his presence, and seems way too forgiving and meek to be a commanding figure. In one scene, Rawlings steals a plane so that he can fly off and rescue his love from the approaching Germans. Does the Captain yell at him? Does he even scold him? Nope. He just shakes his head, and gives him a medal for breaking just about every regulation, and endangering the lives of not only himself, but many others. The rest of the cast barely registers due to the fact they don't even have any personalities outside of their introductory scenes. The performances are passable enough, I guess, but they come across as character types rather than real people. French actress Jennifer Decker makes a sweet and attractive love interest in her first US film role, but even she seems like less than she should, since her role mainly requires her to make longing eyes at Franco's character in every scene.
For those of you who don't know, Jackass Number Two was inspired by the surprise success of 2002's Jackass: The Movie, which itself was inspired by a popular show on MTV, which itself inspired a number of lawsuits and media attention when stupid kids tried to imitate the stuff they saw on the program. It is a plotless premise built around a series of skits where comic actor Johnny Knoxville and a group of his seemingly-mentally challenged cohorts perform an endless series of dangerous extreme stunts, gross out gags, and lame character skits where someone dresses up as a deranged old person, and tries to get a reaction out of people on the streets, hidden cameras capturing the results. This time around, the guys try a variety of stunts which include being strapped to a rocket as it flies up into the air, testing their luck in a children's ball pit where vicious anaconda snakes slink about, and angering wild charging bulls. A few B-list celebrities such as shock filmmaker, John Waters, and Broken Lizard comedy group member, Jay Chandrasekhar, get in on the fun sometimes, and they even sometimes play pranks on each other, such as when some of Knoxville's guys are in a limo thinking they're on their way to a photo shoot, only to suddenly have Knoxville himself empty a bag full of angry bees into the car through the sunroof.
While some of the stuff is amusing to watch in a twisted sort of way, there's just not enough material here to fill an entire 90-minute movie. Most of the stunt gags are repetitive and built around the exact same premise (someone tries to cross a large body of water with a rocket-propelled shopping cart or roller skates, and immediately falls into the water as soon as their mode of transportation flips over), or the movie keeps on repeating the same gag over and over, such as when Knoxville tricks the guys into reading an oversized Valentine's card that a fan supposedly left outside their hotel room, only to have a spring-loaded boxing glove come flying out to their face. The concepts of the gags are often more amusing than the actual depicted outcome, since there's only so many times you can see someone fall in water or get punched in the face before it starts to lose its novelty. The "man on the street reaction" skits don't hold up much better. These mostly revolve around one of the film's producers, Spike Jonze, dressed as an old lady suffering from a wardrobe malfunction that causes "her" sagging breasts to hang out for people caught on tape to see. The reaction of the people is obvious disgust, shock, and bewilderment, and the movie fails to find anything funny to do with their reactions. They just stop and stare, and nothing else happens. Really, the only skits that registered a laugh with me concerned the mother of one of Knoxville's guys. Her reaction to her son getting a cow brand on his behind is funny, as is her reaction when she becomes a part of one of their skits when they replace her husband with a look a like actor who does some things that she probably doesn't see her husband do very often.
Since most of the stunts and prank skits fall flat, it's up to the gross out skits to get some sort of reaction from the audience. While they certainly succeed here, I often found myself questioning if we have crossed the line from pranks to flat out cruelty. Aside from the previously mentioned horse semen sequence, which I hope I never have to see again, we also get graphic depictions of one of the guys sticking a fish hook directly through the flesh of his mouth, then throwing himself into shark-infested waters, while someone else holding onto the fishing line uses him as bait to attract the swimming predators below. Another sequence has the guys going to a doctor who specializes in leech cures, and they attach a leech to a man's eyeball, forcing him to keep it open as it chomps down upon the white of his eye . Still further forms of torture include watching a man suck beer up through his butt crack, another person get a snake stuck to his penis after he disguises it as a mouse and sticks it through a hole leading into the snake's cage, and one of the guys being forced to wear a beard for a skit, not knowing that it was made out of the pubic hairs of the other cast members. These sequences are more stomach-churning than funny, and an audience that was laughing hysterically during some of the extreme stunt scenes went awkwardly silent during some of these scenes. Perhaps you truly can go too far, even with the rowdiest of audiences.
What we have here is yet another inspirational "based on a true story" movie about a man trying to make a difference in the lives of troubled teens, albeit one that is done a bit better than the norm. Wrestling superstar Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson steps into the shoes of Sean Porter, a strict yet caring counselor at the notorious Camp Kilpatrick Juvenile Detention Center in L.A. Sean is beginning to worry that he's not making enough of an impression on the troubled youth and young gang members that he tries to straighten out during their short time under his supervision. As he explains in an opening narration, a vast majority of the kids who are sent there either wind up in prison a few years down the line after getting out, out wind up dead. Desperate for a way to reach out and impact the lives of the kids when they eventually get out of the Center, Sean proposes to his superiors the idea of starting a football team, hoping that will teach the troubled kids self respect, discipline, teamwork, and relying on each other despite the fact they come from "rival" gangs. It is his hope that this experience will teach the kids to rely on themselves and those around them, instead of gangs and violence.
Gridiron Gang follows a time-tested formula that features pretty much every troubled youth and sports movie cliche that you could think of. It's of no surprise to anyone, I'm sure, that the climax is set at a big game for Sean's team. However, for once, the big game is not the ultimate goal or victory. The victory is what Sean and his team have accomplished in the end. There is a touching and honest epilogue where Sean tells us in narration what happened to a lot of the kids on the team. Some of them have happy endings, some do not. Rather than ending with a football game, the movie continues and reminds us that this story is about the kids themselves, not a victory over a rival team. It is this reality that really took me by surprise and warmed me up to Gridiron Gang. Director Phil Joanou and screenwriter Jeff Maguire treat the material with a lot more respect and humanity than your typical underdog sports movie. Compare this to the other recent football movie, Invincible with Mark Wahlberg. That was a dull "inspirational" story where we learned absolutely nothing about the main character, and cared about nothing but simply parading a series of cliches and music montage sequences across the screen. Here, we actually get to know the characters, both Sean and his team, on and off the field. They may not be deep or fully three dimensional in personality, but they're a lot more interesting than the standard cookie cutter types that usually populate these stories.
A lot of the film's success has to do with the fact that this movie does not shy away from the harsh realities in the lives of these kids that surround Sean. For a PG-13 rated film, I was rather surprised by the brutality depicted during some murder sequences that happen early in the film. Unlike a movie say like Step Up, which featured a highly sanitized look at street life where almost nobody was in any danger whatsoever, this movie does not shy away from the harsher details, nor does it glorify them. These sequences are gritty and raw, and this spirit continues throughout the film. These are not black and white gang banger stereotypes, and an effort has been made to give these kids personalities. They may have done wrong, but the movie also allows us to see all sides of them, which is a big help in allowing the characters to endear themselves to the audience, so they don't come across as a mob of gang stereotypes. Sean, himself, gets a little bit of development outside of the main story, mostly surrounding his family, and the influence a verbally abusive father whom he has not spoken to in years still impacts him. While these touches may not be groundbreaking, the movie digs deeper into its own characters than I thought it would, and as a result, the movie turns out to be a pleasant surprise.
Not only does Gridiron Gang impress us with a better than expected angle on its material, it also helps us realize that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson might have a career outside of the dumb action films he's been placed in so far in his career up to now. After a slew of forgettable bombs like Doom, Walking Tall, and The Scorpion King, the guy finally gets a role where he not only has to actually act, but manages to mostly impress with his performance. It's certainly not perfect (he seems to rely on the same five facial expressions in every scene), but he does have a commanding screen presence in this movie, and his heartfelt scenes where he talks one-on-one with one of the kids comes across as genuine instead of forced. If he can just fix that stone face of his, I think he'd actually have a good shot at some serious work. Rapper turned actor Xzibit shows personality and humor as Sean's best friend and co-worker at the Center who becomes his assistant coach on the team. As for the kids themselves, while only some of them get fully developed characters, those that do all stand out as genuinely talented young actors. I hope some of them can escape being typecast as "thug" or "urban" roles, because a lot of them seem to hold promise.
The film covers a small group of friends and family who all start questioning their lives and relationships, and where they want to be as opposed to where they currently are. It's central focus is on Michael (Zach Braff), a 29-year-old architect with fears of marriage to his long-time girlfriend Jenna (Jacinda Barrett). When Jenna becomes pregnant, it obviously starts a chain of events where Michael is going to have to start seriously thinking about lifetime commitment, buying a house, and all the responsibilities that these things require. Michael is not sure if he is ready for such responsibilities, and while at a friend's wedding, he has a chance encounter with a sweet young college student named Kim (Rachel Bilson). There is an obvious connection between Michael and Kim, and even though he knows the road Kim wants him to go down can only lead to heartache and pain, Michael cannot help but have his thoughts wander to this other woman when he should be thinking about building his life with Jenna.
A remake of an Italian film which has gone unseen by me, The Last Kiss is a movie that juggles multiple plots and characters fairly well for the most part. Actor-turned-filmmaker Tony Goldwyn (Someone Like You) is able to keep the story running by never losing focus on his main plot, while at the same time, not forsaking the film's numerous subplots and side characters so that they don't come across as underwritten. Though the film's tone is mostly serious, there is a sharp sense of wit and humor that keeps the movie from becoming too heavy or depressing. The humor is placed throughout expertly, and never becomes a burden to the film, nor does it seem out of place. A lot of this has to do with the wonderful screenplay by Haggis, which is able to create characters whom may be flawed, but we find ourselves caring about them nonetheless. The lead character of Michael is a tricky obstacle for any writer, as he is supposed to do things that are very wrong, yet we are still supposed to like him. The film wisely does not sugar coat or try to rationalize his actions, but at the same time, it does not vilify him. He is a confused and worried man, and a man facing multiple paths that could lead him to multiple directions in life. His relationships with both Jenna and Kim are handled truthfully, and the film thankfully leaves things somewhat open ended for him at the end, instead of wrapping everything up with a happy ending like a lesser film would.
The other subplots and characters that surround Michael's moral dilemma are equally strong and, for the most part, are just as interesting as the film's central plot and characters. The main stand outs center on Michael's friend Chris, who realizes that he is only staying married to his wife for the sake of their child and that the love between them has faded, and Jenna's parents as they explore their true feelings for each other after 30 years of marriage. While they may not get as much screen time as Michael's story, they are still written with honesty, and don't play up the melodrama of the situation. The characters are likeable, despite their sometimes questionable actions, and the film is able to give each of their stories successful conclusions. It is the combined subplot of Izzy and Kenny where The Last Kiss falters just a little. While the other plots are fully developed, these two seem somewhat undernourished, which leads to them feeling a little less than necessary. We never truly get to know Izzy or Kenny as real people, and they almost seem to exist solely for comic relief. Their plots don't get as much screen time as the others, and in the end, I started to wonder if they should have been written out of the script after the first couple drafts. Maybe in a longer film (the movie is 105 minutes long), more time could have been spent developing their characters and plots, but as it is, they come across as a mere bump in the road. And although the relationship between Jenna's parents is strongly developed, I would have liked to have seen more about the past relationship between her mother, Anna, and the college professor she loved behind her husband's back. The professor only appears for one scene, and then disappears. The subplot is fine as it is, but would have been even better if the movie had developed it just a bit further.
While it's easy to nitpick about its visible faults, there's still no denying that The Last Kiss is an entertaining and enjoyable film. A lot of the credit goes to the ensemble cast that has been gathered. Despite the fact that Zach Braff gets top billing above the title, this really is a team effort, and everyone pitches in. Jacinda Barrett is good as a woman who tries to understand Michael's actions, yet can't help but feel deeply hurt by his actions. Blythe Danner and Tom Wilkinson are certainly veterans when it comes to acting, and bring their skill to each of their scenes together. Casey Affleck is also winning as Chris, a man who begins to question just where he wants to be in life, but also wonders if where he wants to be is for the best for his family. And in the tricky role of Kim, the woman whom may or may not drag Michael away from the life he's been building for himself, Rachel Bilson is playful and seductive in her big screen debut after years of working on TV shows like The O.C. and That 70s Show. She is able to be sweet, yet somewhat cunning, and at the same time not make her character come across as one we're supposed to hate. She's simply a little immature and a bit selfish, but her feelings for Michael come across as being genuine, so we believe why he would be torn.
10-year-old baseball fan, Yankee Irving (voice by Jake T. Austin), lives in a highly sanitized and strangely upbeat alternate reality version of the Great Depression. True to his name, little Yankee is a huge fan of the New York Yankees, especially the great Babe Ruth (Brian Dennehy). Yankee has dreams of playing in the Majors himself, but he's never been very good, and is starting to lose hope despite the encouragement of his supportive parents (Mandy Patinkin and Dana Reeve). His dad happens to be a janitor at Yankee Stadium, and when Babe Ruth's precious lucky bat, Darlin', is stolen, his father gets the blame, since he was on duty that night. It turns out the real culprit is a slimy player for the Chicago Cubs named Lefty (William H. Macy), who was hired to steal the bat by the equally slimy manager of the team (Robin Williams in an uncredited performance) who believes that Babe's bat is magic, and if it is gone, the Cubs have a chance to win the World Series. In order to clear his dad's name, young Yankee decides to leave home and track down the Babe's missing bat before it's time for the big game between the Yankees and the Cubs. This being a cartoon, the kid has to have some wise cracking sidekicks, and in this movie they come in the form of a pair of baseball equipment who somehow come to life only when the kid is around - a cranky and smart-mouthed baseball named Screwie (Rob Reiner), and even Babe's missing bat, Darlin', gets a voice provided by Whoopi Goldberg once Yankee tracks it down.
Okay, so making sense is not one of the strong suits of Everyone's Hero, that much is already clear. Why Babe Ruth's bat (which is inanimate for most of the movie) suddenly grows a face and can talk as soon as little Yankee gets it in his hands is something the filmmakers keep to themselves. Same goes for Screwie the baseball. The movie makes it known that the kid is the only one who can hear them talk or know they're alive, but offers no other explanation as to how or why this miracle came to be. No matter, the movie does not exactly strive for realism, despite the fact it's a historically-based cartoon. This is a cleaner, happier, and more cheerful alternate reality version of the Great Depression where cheerful street hobos can be your best friends, no one really seems to be that hard up, and the Negro Baseball League listen to modern day rap-like music on their bus radio as they head off for the big game. By the time the climax arrives, where little Yankee Irving actually gets to bat for the Yankees and earns himself a chance to possibly win the World Series for the team, I wasn't really that surprised. After all, this is a movie where a 10-year old kid can hike cross country from New York to Chicago without any trouble or danger, because every stranger he meets is just so gosh darn incredibly friendly, and warm up to him in two seconds.
To say that Everyone's Hero is about as easy to swallow as a box full of thumbtacks is an understatement. I'm sure kids in the single digits, especially those who love baseball, will get lost in the fantasy the film creates and love every minute of it. But, anyone older will probably have a hard time holding back their laughs at each increasingly ludicrous plot development. I also can't wait to see how this movie goes over in Chicago, since not only is their team portrayed as coniving schemers and cheaters who love to threaten and endanger little boys and their talking baseballs, but they are also seen as being crude, crass, and just plain evil. Robin Williams as the team's evil manager is a real winner. He's this short, fat guy who actually looks suspiciously like a shorter and more comical version of the Marvel Comics villain, The Kingpin. He hacks and coughs constantly, he threatens little children, and he likes to torture bobble head dolls of Babe Ruth that decorate his desk for target practice. (Did they even have bobble head dolls in the 1930s?) I'm actually surprised that the team let the filmmakers use their name and actual logo, considering how evil they come across, but I guess they figure any publicity is good publicity.
I know this review has a highly negative slant so far, and while the film has more than its share of problems, there is also a certain sweetness and charm that cannot be denied. It has a good message for kids about following your dreams and never giving up, there are a couple good one liners here and there (most of them provided by William H. Macy as the more comic buffoon villain), and the movie knows how to be heartfelt and sweet without being sappy or manipulative. In an industry where G-rated animated films are becoming a rarity, it's kind of nice to see a children's film that just wants to tell a story (no matter how loopy it may be) instead of peddling merchandise. The animation is mostly pleasing to the eye, and surprisingly detailed for an independently-made cartoon film. Most of all, the voice talent is top notch, and able to bring genuine warmth and emotion to the characters. Okay, Whoopie Goldberg's somewhat forced Southern accent kind of got on my nerves, but the rest of the cast genuinely please. No matter how unbelievable the movie gets, it never loses its heart, and it actually made me smile on more than one occasion.
Set in the late 1940s, the film centers on a tough young cop who is unfortunately named Bucky (Josh Hartnett). Bucky's a cop who used to be a boxer, and has since become a star on the force ever since he and another boxer-turned-cop named Lee (Aaron Eckhart) staged an event fight to help raise support for a Bond Act that gave everyone on the force a raise in pay. Bucky and Lee become fast friends during the build up to the match, and the events that follow, and they become inseparable on and off the force as they solve crimes, and pal around together along with Lee's girl (Scarlet Johansson) in public. Things seem great for the two friends until a murder pops up that may blow some secrets of the past wide open. The murder involves a small-time Hollywood hopeful named Elizabeth Short (Mia Kirshner). The murder scene is grisly, and despite Bucky's objections, Lee gets them assigned to the case.
The Black Dahlia is a film that hits all the expected 40s film noir pit stops. Everybody who walks on screen is a chain smoker, Bucky provides an off camera narration that comes and goes expressing his inner thoughts on the case, there's more red herrings than a fish market, and there's no shortage of suspicious people and weirdos to fill the story with unsavory types. The problem here is that De Palma has filled his story full to bursting with a series of subplots that not only make the movie top heavy, but more confusing than it really needs to be. Besides the murder, there's also a love triangle between Bucky, Lee and his girl, a femme fatale (Hillary Swank) who resembles the victim and whom Bucky gets involved with, secret pasts, more confessions and double crosses to fill two movies, a sports movie (the opening 15 minutes focus solely on the boxing match), and the femme fatale's very dysfunctional family that includes a mother so crazy and goofy she comes across almost like a live action cartoon character. (It doesn't help that the performance by Fiona Shaw goes past camp into scene-chewing bizarreness.) The film's two hour running time just can't hold it all, and the way the movie keeps on jumping around from one plot to the next almost makes it feel like we're watching three or four different movies, none of them good enough for us to focus our entire attention on, unfortunately.
It would seem that screenwriter Josh Friedman tried to cram so much of the novel by James Ellroy into the movie that he forgot to find a central point for the screenplay to focus on. This makes the movie come across as unfocused and rougher than it should be. Another rewrite or two could have probably helped. However, the problems are not all his. A lot of the blame falls in the hands of De Palma whom just can't seem to get a hold of any good performances, or coherent storytelling. This is a surprise, since judging by the man's past work, you'd think this material would be a good match for him. Alas, he completely slips here. None of the characters are remotely likeable or interesting. The only character trait that everybody in this movie seems to share is that they smoke 20 packs a day. I actually think there are scenes where one character will light up three times in one sequence. One of the film's stars, Aaron Eckhart, previously starred in a very good comedy called Thank You For Smoking, where he played a tobacco industry spin doctor who at one point of the film was assigned to make smoking "cool" again in the movies. I couldn't help but think of his character while watching this movie. Then again, maybe it's because I was thinking I'd rather be watching that movie than this. When they're not lighting up, the characters either overact to heights unknown, camping up their dialogue to unintentionally comic levels, or underperforming to the point that I almost wanted to check if the actors on screen actually had a pulse.
Let's face it, people, Josh Hartnett is not a good enough of an actor to come across as a tough as nails film noir detective who seduces dangerous women. No matter how gruff he tries to make himself sound on his voice over, no matter how much smoke he inhales, his almost babyish and unemotional face makes him look out of place. As a main character and a protagonist, Hartnett's Bucky is about as easy to root for as a total stranger you know nothing about. Scarlet Johansson is a fine actress who has done a lot of fine work, but this performance is not one of them. She too seems out of place, and seems to be trying too hard to imitate the great screen sirens of the past, and fails miserably at it. She lacks passion and mystery in her performance, and Swank as the other woman suffers from the same problem. Neither of them is able to create any heat with Hartnett, which is a mortal sin for a "sexy" noir thriller that Dahlia aspires to be.
Tony Jaa plays Cam, a Thailand warrior skilled in an ancient and deadly martial art who lives by an old code. His people believe that a "perfect" elephant is an important element to a king's rule, and can bring endless power to the ruler. It is Cam's job to protect the pachyderms, and make sure they grow up to be worthy for a king. So, you certainly can't blame the guy for getting more than a little ticked off when some gangsters steal his two prized elephants, and kill his father. He takes off to Sydney to track down the guilty party, and discovers an underground world of illegal animal dealings and cruelty, prostitution, and murder. That's when the butt kicking starts, and never stops literally until there's no one left for Cam to kill. (Which is about 12 seconds before the end credits start to roll.)
This "Quentin Tarantino Production" is a hopelessly muddled attempt at bringing a popular martial arts film from overseas to US mainstream fame. I don't know who was in charge of the edits, but The Protector comes across as if it were edited by someone on the largest caffeine high ever in the recorded history of mankind. The movie jumps from scene to scene without a single care for continuity or plot. One second, Jaa is involved in a lengthy fight scene with some psychotic extreme sports enthusiasts, then as soon as the last body has hit the ground, he's suddenly lying lifeless in an alley for no reason whatsoever. Another example includes a scene where Jaa is riding down the street with a police officer friend in a car, then it suddenly cuts to Jaa standing in the middle of a burning building with bodies lying all around him, and muscular rejects from a WWE casting call coming at him. The movie never stops once to explain just what the heck is supposed to be happening, nor does it stop to clue us in on the characters who play roles in our story. Jaa's Cam comes across as a psychotic lunatic who will break every bone in your body if you get in the way of his search for his elephants. The fact that the only line of dialogue he has in this film is to scream "Where is my elephant?" over and over makes him all the more disinteresting to just about any audience.
Fortunately, there are some impressive fight scenes to help keep the audience awake. The main highlight is a scene where Jaa runs up a series of floors, quickly dispatching wave after wave of attackers. The scene is completely unbroken (or at least it seems that way), and is executed almost flawlessly. Jaa is quite obviously very good at what he does, and is a natural talent. With the right script and the right career choices, I sincerely believe he could have a very good chance at US stardom. Unfortunately, the film bombards us with so many fight scenes (some that come literally less than a minute apart from each other) that they start to wear out their novelty long before the film is over. It might have helped if Jaa's character did not come across as superhuman, able to have just about every bone in his body shattered, or fall right through a skylight from a helicopter, and still be able to stand back up again. It'd be really ridiculous if the movie itself didn't take everything so darn seriously.
The film's background story centers around various families that held great supernatural powers, and were forced to go into hiding when the Witch Trials came along. Today, these families are represented by four teenage guys who carry on the tradition, and hold all the personality and looks of the blandest boy band you could possibly imagine. There's the pouty-lipped unofficial leader of the group Caleb (Steven Strait), his close friend Pogue (Taylor Kitsch), bratty young rebel Reid (Toby Hemingway), and some guy named Tyler (Chace Crawford) whom the screenplay forgets to give anything even resembling a personality, nor do I think he had more than three lines in the entire movie. The movie tells us they have great supernatural powers, and when they turn 18, they will reach their full potential. Unfortunately, they must use their power sparingly, as if they use it too much, they will age prematurely and shrivel up into something that kind of looks like the Emperor from the Star Wars Trilogy. (And since our cast is made up entirely out of male underwear models, this would be bad.) Caleb is set to turn 18 soon, and is trying to keep his group under control, but some of them just can't help but use their powers to play pranks on others, lift up womens' skirts in bars, and fix cars.
The four guys go to a private school where the entire student body seems to be made up of them, two hot girls, a bunch of extras who only show up in classroom scenes, and one other mysterious guy named Chase Collins (Sebastian Stand). It seems that Chase is a member of a mysterious fifth family that holds the same powers as our four friends, and has come to steal their powers. He starts out with subtle ways to get our heros' attention, such as having ghoulish zombie-like creatures called Darklings suddenly pop up in front of the faces of the teens, but soon turns to more drastic measures when he starts casting spells on their girlfriends. Chase wants group leader Caleb to hand over his power to him when he turns 18 in a couple days, or else he will kill his pretty blonde girlfriend. Will Caleb give in? Will you even care when you see how inept this movie is for yourself?
The Covenant is a movie that surrounds itself in spooky atmosphere, but doesn't even try to even frighten or thrill us. The private high school these kids attend seems to have been inspired by the design of Dracula's Castle. The skies are constantly overcast, and there's a thunderstorm in literally every night time scene. Caleb lives in a giant, dark gothic mansion with his booze hound mom that looks like something Batman would call home, or maybe have the Phantom of the Opera lurking somewhere in the many dark corners of the kid's brooding abode. Every street corner holds an abandoned barn or spooky old mansion that has some kind of connection to the kids' supernatural past. All these spooky places, and director Harlin can't think of a darn thing to do with them, except have the actors stand in front or inside of them, and deliver laughably dialogue. (Try to keep a straight face when the villain Chase starts reciting the children's nursery rhyme, Little Miss Muffet, in a menacing and growling tone in what is supposed to be a threatening taunt.) The movie is a slow, plodding teen drama with supernatural undertones that hardly show their face, except for an anti-climactic final battle where Caleb and Chase do nothing but throw transparent balls of energy at each other over and over.
It hasn't been long since my showing got out, and I'm still trying to figure out just what this movie was supposed to be about. There's no real conflict till well after the one hour mark. Until then, we have the four teens yelling about whether or not it's right to use their powers, and have them dancing or hanging out while loud music blasts on the soundtrack. Of course, it would help if the movie bothered to explain a lot of the stuff it throws at us. For example, throughout the film, Caleb is haunted by a "Darkling", which is supposed to be a demonic ghoul of a dead student who was murdered by Chase, and has now been sent after our heroes. Actually, that last sentence is my best guess, as the movie never explains just what exactly a Darkling is, what it does, or what it has to do with anything in this movie. It pops up, screams at Caleb, disappears, and then he desperately calls his friends and says, "Someone just sent a Darkling after me", while the audience is left staring at the screen in dumb befuddlement as to what the hoo-hey is going on. From unexplained plot developments, to characters so underdeveloped they're not even there, The Covenant reads like the first draft of a screenplay that was written after an all night drinking binge. Then the writer tried to make sense out of the jumbled words he left in his alcohol-fueled state, but didn't succeed.
To add even more insult to injury, the film has gathered up one of the blandest and most untalented group of teen actors ever assembled. All of the actors were obviously hired for looks rather than acting ability, as the cast on screen shows no visible sign of talent whatsoever. I'm not saying this to be mean, I seriously have not seen more wooden or unconvincing actors gathered together in one movie. That Screen Gems felt this worthy of a theatrical release is mind-boggling. The girls in this movie are gigging sex toys who exist simply to lust after the guys, and the guys are there to strut around in underwear and swimsuits, revealing clothes, swat each other playfully on the behind with rolled up towels, and in a bizarre and out of the blue scene, kiss each other on the lips. Nothing makes sense in this movie, not one single solitary frame of film. The only enjoyment you will find if you are unfortunate enough to watch The Covenant is laughing at the hilariously bad dialogue, and the accompanying bad acting.
Best known for playing Superman on the phenomenally successful TV series back in the 50s, George Reeves (Ben Affleck) is found dead of an apparent gun suicide in his bed late one night by the police. However, Reeves' mother (Lois Smith) does not believe that her son had any reason to kill himself, nor does she believe that he would ever do something like it. Small time Private Eye Louis Simo (Adrian Brody) is dragged into the case, and right away, things don't match up. There are multiple bullet holes in the floor and ceiling of the room where Reeves' body was found, his body has scars that the coroner strangely did not seem to notice, and strangest of all, his at-the-time girlfriend Leonore Lemmon (Robin Tunney) and the few friends who were at the house at the time he died waited 45 minutes before they called the police. As the questions keep on piling up, more suspects and shady characters make themselves known to Simo including MGM studio chief Eddie Mannix (Bob Hoskins), and even Eddie's wife Lori (Diane Lane), who had a long affair with Reeves before he broke it off to be with Leonore. The investigation leads Louis Simo to believe that just like in the movies, nothing in Hollywood is what it seems.
Rather than take the expected route of a "who done it" Hollywood murder mystery, Hollywoodland is a honest and thoughtful portrayal of how the city of the cinema can create dreams, and shatter them just as easily. When we first meet George Reeves, he is a suave, smooth struggling actor. He had his first break with a role in Gone With the Wind, but was then reduced to acting in Saturday morning kid matinee serials. He has a chance meeting with Lori Mannix, and the two hit it off. She, in turn, helps him find some work. The Superman role comes along, and although Reeves is not thrilled by the prospect of the show, he is generally happy for the work. The show is picked up, becomes a run away hit, and George slowly watches his dreams of being taken seriously as an actor slip away. There is a scene halfway through where George gets a role in the film From Here to Eternity, and is heckled right off the screen by an audience who only views him as the Man of Steel from TV. It's at this point that George, and we the audience, realize that he will never have what he desires for. It is a tragic moment, and the film knows how to play it truthfully, so it is not overbearing or melodramatic.
The film is a fascinating study of the film industry of the time period, and the movie perfectly captures just about every last detail. This is very much a time capsule movie which gets just about everything right. The production design by Leslie McDonald is almost award-worthy in how it brings the Hollywood of the late 40s to mid 50s to life. This is backed up by some stunning performances, especially Ben Affleck who gives what must be one of the best performances of his career. Although he does not really resemble the real life Reeves that much, we quickly forget that fact, as he is able to fully become the character, both his real life persona and the bigger than life persona that he created for the kids. That's really one of the key themes of Hollywoodland, the lines of fantasy and reality being blurred. There is a wonderful scene where Reeves is making a live personal appearance as Superman, and his encounter with a very confused little boy. The scene is tense, almost painful, and a reminder of just how much faith people sometimes put into celebrities and the roles they play. All of the people who surround Reeves during the flashbacks are played by top talents, special note going to Diane Lane as Reeves' faithful lover who never stopped believing or loving him, even after he moved away from her.
It is in the film's parallel detective story where Hollywoodland slips just a little. While these scenes are just as well made and well performed as the flashbacks that cover George's career, they are not able to hold our interest quite as much. While I admire that the film does not attempt to solve the actual mystery, and offers numerous possibilities, the character of Louis Simo is not an interesting enough of a protagonist for us to get behind. We know he has a troubled life with his family, and with many other of his close personal relationships, but the film never quite digs deep enough into the character to make us truly care about him. This is not to discredit Adrian Brody's performance, which matches the excellence of just about everyone else in this film. He simply has less to work with than Affleck. This side of the story is still an interesting look at the seedy underside of Hollywood. It just is not as emotionally effective or compelling as Reeves' descent from Hollywood hopeful to a typecast man with little to no dreams.
Set during the day in the life of expert hitman, Chev Chelios (Jason Statham from The Transporter films), the action literally begins the very second the man wakes up and finds that he has been injected with a deadly poison by a rival thug named Verona (Jose Pablo Cantillo). According to the recorded message Verona left behind, Chev only has one hour to live before he succumbs to the toxin flowing through his veins. He has to find a way to keep himself alive long enough so that he can take revenge on his enemies, admit the truth to his girlfriend Eve (Amy Smart) that he's a hitman (she's believed him to be a video game programmer all these years), and hope that his underworld doctor connection (Dwight Yoakam) can find an antidote. Until one can be found, Chev will have to keep moving no matter what. And with hired guns, police, and the media on his tail, that's easier said than done.
Crank takes this extremely simple premise, and then literally runs with it. The film's pace is frantic, borderline maddening, and seems to be just as afraid to slow down as its main character. You see, in order to stay alive, Chev has to keep himself hopped up on adrenaline of any kind (from injections to blow jobs), and most importantly, he has to keep moving or else his heart will slow down completely and he'll die. This gives the filmmakers a valid excuse to keep the action moving at an almost breakneck pace. Yet, the movie is never confusing or hard to follow. It's constantly over the top and about as realistic as a blood-soaked sex-filled Looney Tunes cartoon, but it never becomes so outrageous that we shake our heads out of spite. We do shake our heads many times while watching this movie, but it is out of amusement, or out of sheer shock of what the movie is depicting. From a high speed police chase that takes place inside a crowded shopping mall (complete with cars flipping themselves up escalators), to Chev suddenly throwing his girl down to the street in the middle of public and having sex with her in front of everyone because he needs a hit of adrenaline, this movie literally never slows down for a second. In the wrong hands, Crank could have quickly become annoying with its "everything but the kitchen sink" approach to filmmaking. Yet, the filmmakers know how to make all of this fun instead of obnoxious, and never lose their twisted sense of humor.
In a movie that is constantly on the move, the characters are obviously going to suffer. While these aren't exactly the most interesting people to hit the silver screen, they certainly are not boring to watch. Jason Statham makes for an interesting antihero in his depiction of Chev. He's not exactly a good person (he holds innocent people at gunpoint, robs a store, and threatens a hospital staff at one point of the film), but the film wisely knows when to draw the line. He's only doing this because he's in a desperate situation. He has to keep moving, and in a traffic jam-packed city, that's not always easy. Some people have compared this film to the original Speed, only it is a man who must keep moving instead of a vehicle. I can certainly see where the comparison could grow from, but Crank really is its own beast. It is a film that uses a variety of film tools to tell its story, everything from video game graphics to sped up footage. And yet, none of this comes across as gimmicky, and it suits the fast-paced nature of the story well. What I also liked is that the stunt work does not come across as fake or done with computers. The car chase through the mall is an action highlight, as is a late sequence where Chev must outrun some thugs in his cars while pleasuring himself with his girlfriend in order to keep his adrenaline up. Absurd? Most definitely. Fun? Also most definitely.
If there is any fault to be found within Crank is that the movie is in such a rush that it pretty much leaves your brain the second you walk out of the theater. The images flash up there on the screen, you laugh and smile, then you walk out and you remember enjoying the movie, but not exactly why you did. This movie is probably the closest thing to an actual adrenaline rush you can have in a theater. And much like an actual rush, once it's over, you kind of feel worn out and tired. Happy, but worn out and tired. In a way, I think this was the intention of the filmmakers. They wanted to make a balls-to-the-walls hard R-rated live action cartoon thriller. At that, they have succeeded. Unfortunately, in their single minded goal, they have forgot about other things like making the movie stick with you when it was done. Crank is a see it and forget it kind of movie, but at the very least, it's very memorable while you are seeing it. I wish I could say the same for more movies playing at the cinema.
California traffic cop, Edward Malus (Nicolas Cage), is grieving over the fact that he was unable to save a woman and her young daughter from a semi accident as the film opens. As he sorts through the cards and letters from well wishing co-workers, he comes across a mysterious letter sent by his ex-fiance, Willow (Kate Beahan), who walked out on him years ago, and he has not heard from since. In the letter, she talks of her young daughter Rowan (Erika-Shaye Gair) mysteriously going missing. Intrigued, and perhaps a bit concerned, Edward tracks the address the letter was sent from down to a mysterious private island where things immediately don't seem right. It is an isolated community where time seems to have stopped around the 1800s, and the people there follow a strange and ancient religion with a strong passion. When Edward finally comes across Willow, she seems afraid, certain that her daughter, and perhaps they themselves, are in great danger. No one in the community seems willing to want to talk about Rowan, or even admit she exists. The clues that Edward uncovers only lead to more questions, and the deeper he digs into the mystery of this bizarre village, the more he begins to fear that time is running out both for him and this mysterious child.
In a day and age where horror films are keen to throw CG monsters and pale ghouls in our faces in just about every scene, it's kind of a nice change of pace that The Wicker Man is intentionally laid back, and lets the chills come from the bizarreness of the situation that Edward finds himself in. Leisurely paced, yet never boring, writer-director LaBute knows how to work up the atmosphere and build an unsettling tension in his surroundings, and the people who inhabit them. As soon as Edward sets foot in the village, something seems immediately off, and not just because the villagers seem to be living in an eternal time warp that traps them in the 19th Century. The film knows how to unsettle us slowly and casually, we sometimes aren't even aware that the movie is doing it. It's certainly a welcome switch after such bombastic horror efforts like Pulse and See No Evil. Unfortunately, the film can't prevent a few cheap jump scares from sneaking in. Everything from crows suddenly flying out of confined places in our faces, to regular everyday items like cell phones having the volume jacked up in a desperate bid to make the audience jump, these moments don't seem to fit in with the rest of the film. Also unnecessary are a number of "creepy" dream sequences that add little if anything to the plot, and seem to exist solely to creep us out with weird sound effects and images.
For most of its running time, The Wicker Man is an intriguing mystery thriller that gets our attention and holds onto it. It's when the answers start coming during the film's final moments that things start to unravel. At the risk of diving into spoiler territory, I will say that I find the end revelation about the village and the whole situation a bit hard to swallow. How these people were able to put together such an elaborate plan, and have it go off so flawlessly would take years of precise planning that I don't think could ever be reached. There are just too many coincidences, too many ways that things could have gone wrong, and too many things left unexplained. That's one of the big problems, many of the films mysteries and images are left unsolved. I don't know if this was intentional, or just the side effects of editing the film down to a PG-13. (The movie does seem like it once held an R-rating.) Whatever the case, I liked the movie more when I was asking questions than when I was getting answers.
Before the movie starts to fall apart under its own premise, things look good for the most part. The cast is generally good, with a decent turn by Nicolas Cage who wisely does not make his character a brooding and depressing hero, given that he is playing a cop with a tortured past. He has a sarcastic wit that I enjoyed, and knows when to not take the material too seriously. The villagers (who are mostly made up of women, since it is a female-driven society where men usually stay quiet and out of the way) are appropriately distant and unsettling, though Ellen Burstyn as the head of the town hams it up more than just a little in a couple of scenes. It certainly doesn't help that during the film's climax, the make up that Burstyn is wearing makes it look like she's displaying team spirit on her face for her favorite football team rather than practicing an ancient and dark ritual. As mentioned earlier, the film makes good use of its old world setting, and the town itself has a welcoming if not off-kilter vibe. For the most part, the film knows how to use its elements to create a creepy atmosphere. Shame it has to end on somewhat of a sour note.
